Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Things I Need to Do Before I Can Feel Properly Grown-Up

  1. Wash dishes without splashing water all over my front
  2. Purchase a flip phone
  3. Eat dinner on a real plate for every meal for a week
  4. Drink wine without wincing
  5. Wear heels on a regular day
  6. Know what's going on with my Bituach Le'umi payments every month
  7. Rinse my contacts as often as the optometrist says one should

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't think I'll ever be a real grown-up.
If Yosef or Chaim ever become great rabbis Artscroll will say
"His mother was so concerned about kashrut she used new silverware for every meal"